I just had a great idea for a sitcom where Steve Rogers and Phil Coulson are roomates and they have wacky adventures and there’s the running gag where Cap is always catching Agent Coulson watching him sleep. And lots of jokes about him being frozen. Like Coulson could open the freezer and be like “oh no, the steak I bought has freezer burn!” and Cap would be like “Poor steak, I can sympathize.” QUEUE OBNOXIOUS BIG BANG THEORY LAUGH TRACK.

They could call it Cap N’ Coulson.

OH and! There could be a special episode where they enter a rap battle competition and Cap would say they should name themselves C + C Music Factory. And Coulson would be like “oooooh boy,” and roll his eyes. QUEUE OBNOXIOUS BIG BANG THEORY LAUGH TRACK.

Make it happen, Hollywood.

I just had a great idea for a sitcom where Steve Rogers and Phil Coulson are roomates and they have wacky adventures and there’s the running gag where Cap is always catching Agent Coulson watching him sleep. And lots of jokes about him being frozen. Like Coulson could open the freezer and be like “oh no, the steak I bought has freezer burn!” and Cap would be like “Poor steak, I can sympathize.” QUEUE OBNOXIOUS BIG BANG THEORY LAUGH TRACK.

They could call it Cap N’ Coulson.

OH and! There could be a special episode where they enter a rap battle competition and Cap would say they should name themselves C + C Music Factory. And Coulson would be like “oooooh boy,” and roll his eyes. QUEUE OBNOXIOUS BIG BANG THEORY LAUGH TRACK.

Make it happen, Hollywood.

I thought the villain in The Avengers was a little too low-key.
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